Wednesday, November 22, 2006

College Football in Florida

What is the difference between UCF and Duke?
March

What is the difference between novocaine and the Hurricanes?
One numbs you and causes drool to run off of your mouth. The other runs off at the mouth which causes everyone listening to go numb. The second difference? After a while, novocaine stops.

And finally...

What is the difference between Cheerio's and the Seminoles?
Cheerio's belong in a bowl.

Say goodnight Gracie..."Goodnight Gracie..."

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