Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Saddam

Saddam Hussein took the stand today for the first time in his crimes against humanities trial, and called the International Court a "Comedy".

"Not as good a 'Seinfeld', but better than 'Just shoot me'", the deposed dictator said. He went on to add the last time he laughed this hard was when "Chemical Ali" got the mixture wrong in the Northern Kurdish region in 1988, and instead of killing a couple of key people in the town, the entire 5,000 person population was wiped out.

"Gosh....we all had a few beers that night in my palace, and laughed and laughed at that foul up", Saddam said. "Darn near killed Ali himself."

Gen. Ali Hassan al-Majeed, affectionately known as "Chemical Ali", died tragically in a coalition air strike in April of 2003.


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