Time on their hands

The Colorado Rockies completed a four-game sweep of the Arizona Diamondbacks last night. That means they have 8 days to wait and rest before the World Series starts next Wednesday. Here is a list of things they can do while they wait to play Game #1:

#10 Go to the reunion concert for "10,000 Maniacs", and meet each one individually

#9 Have a big poker game to raise funds for OJ's plea bargain.

#8 Volunteer to be extras in Mel Gibson's new blockbuster "The Passion of the Apocalyptically Brave Jew"

#7 Start a betting pool to guess which mega-millionaire Red Sox player(s) will fail to perform tonight against the Indians.

#6 Watch all 365,000 Frank Caliendo promos.

#5 Pool funds to get one $9,600.00 ticket to see some teenager named Hannah Montana sing.

#4 Go the the public works department and help them get the snowplows ready for the games in Denver.

#3 Fight to get Ellen DeGeneres' doggie back. I know...I really don't give a rats ass either.

#2 Host a golf tournament to raise funds to pay Michael Jackson's legal fees.

#1 Visit Britney's kids...Lord knows she can't.