Here she comes

Honestly....we've been waiting four years for you.

From JL4 News:

Tropical Storm FAY will soon become a hurricane, and like all the scorned liberal women who preceded her, she will make a beeline for Florida, bringing death, destruction, and broken lives and homes with her.

The cone of probability (pictured) has the hurricane entering Florida in an illegal immigrant suburb south of Tampa, running through several gang-banger controlled areas of Orlando, and finally exiting through the "Port of Cocaine" in Jacksonville.

Fay, who started out as a tropical wave then developed into a full-flegged standing ovation, is the 2nd named storm of the year. Previously, tropical storm Herbert got a face full of pimples and eventually became a depression, fizzling out faster than a guy named Eugene at the sophomore dance.

Stay tuned for updates on the storm, as well as an hour-long special on the missing Caylee Anthony case: "Crimes, Lies, and Grandparents...missing children and circumstantial Alzheimer's, a new American phenomenon."