Uber Geeks unite!!!It's finally here. No longer do you have to watch 1960's Star Trek episodes drooling over Uhura's super high tech digital communication device. You too can now own your dream, and at 50% off at that!
Yes, you'll be the envy of all your friends at the next convention. Imagine if you will, all those years of hanging out at the mall, living with your parents until you were 39, and never having a girl-friend outside of the 976 area code have now finally cashed in for you with the excitement of your own working earpiece cell phone. Models come with blinking red or blue lights (your choice), to let everyone you pass by know that you - and you alone - are in tune with the modern world.
You sir, aren't the average every day dweeb any longer!
You're a nerd with a neat device that is 100 times better than the Mattel Tri-Corder that constantly needs batteries, and 1000 times better than that Tyco Light Saber (although to be honest, we all know you still 'dig' the sound effects in the handle).
Laptops? We don't need no stinkin laptops! We got it all right here baby.....The Zoomziggy 5000 portable talk-o-lizer. Life as we know it will never be the same.
Live long and prosper, Eugene's of America. You've waited enough.
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5 comments:
See we used to be able to tell the insane folks from the cell phone users by the tell tale wire hanging down...now if the talkers are giving us the wrong profile..well you get my drift..alottanutsoutthere.
I'll get one when it looks just like Lt Uhura's..now THAT'S STYLE
1:43 PM
Ahhh yes, I couldn't remember her rank
all I can ever remember is episode #45 when the Galaxians unified the Klingons to form the Havenshaff Alliance. Then Kirk had to save the Umlidoor creatures because the Vulcan Ambassidor decided against backing the Federation in it's fight to save the Planet Zandor.
Which of course we all know gave rise to Ricardo Montalban leaving the island to become Shaka Kahn.
you make me laugh out loud JL4
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