The toughest call

Today I went and voted, and I faced a tough, tough decision. No, not that one about who should be President. The other one.

Florida Amendment 2, gay marriage.

Now to be fair, I have stated several times over the years on this blog if Bill wants to marry Bob, who am I to object? But this time, it's different. The state of Florida has officially asked me to give my vote.

My vote. My official opinion. My signature on a permanent document. And so I gave it.

Marriage is one man and one woman. Don't like it? Then don't ask me any more.

Next?

VAN

He stones me just like Jelly Roll

With winds gusting to 40 mph and temperatures in the mid-20's, the Pocono's in Pennsylvania, Eastern NY state, Western Massachusetts, and Vermont are currently being hit with their first pre-halloween snow storm in almost 3 decades. Up to 9 inches is expected in the Pocono's, with Mass, NY, and Vermont expecting 13 inches.

Al Gore? Your move.

Yes - Soon

MST3K 904: Werewolf 2/10

Were Wolf?

Noooo...where wolf. Say it.

MST3K Best of Vol. 1

Steve? Steve?

Song for you

Oh Ray...you da man!

Best of MST3k Vol 5

Mystery Science Theater. I used to roll on the floor laughing at this show.

Angry Viewers

Fans Across the Nation Furious as TBS Cuts Out on Coverage of the Outcome of Steve and Regina's Madcap Hijinx for Some stupid Baseball Game.

Mass Confusion Across the Country as Viewers Were Expecting to See 'Hanging' with Mr. Cooper' Not 'The Steve Harvey Show'

One More Minute

Dare you to not laugh

Living With A Hernia

Ooooow! Ha dee ha!

One of the Best

Michael Jackson - Thriller

Best video ever. Produced and directed by John Landis. Creepy white-guy ebonics by Vincent Price. Pedophilia by MJ.

I Never Cry 1976

Marilyn Manson's illegitimate father.

U2 - Where The Streets Have No Name (Full Version - Live)

Ahhhhh....remember?

Meat Loaf - I would do anything for love

Again...from a time when video's were cool.

Huey Lewis And The News - Doing It All For My Baby (1987)

Back when video's ruled. One of my favorites. I sure do miss these.

Red Sox first baseman Kevin Youkilis (far left) clearly disproves the theory that white men can't jump, while his teammate at the far right, David Ortiz, shows us why he's called Big Papi, not "Big Jumpee"

Gertenfarken Hookentaaaaalen

The past two days I have worked at a place that is nearly 75% Icelandic.

Don't ask.

In any case, I was informed that my primary responsibilities would be to check identification and verify some information telephonically, and it would be very easy. I thought - yeah, I know...thinking again - but I thought the names would be similar to Norwegian or Swedish. Carlson, Petterson, and the occasional Bjorg.

Nuh ah. Did I say nuh ah? I meant, nuh-fuckin'-ah.

The first telephone call I had was from a woman named, and I swear to God on this, Ernlaschmelken Ragmaarsdottian. I know this because I asked her to spell it, and I wrote it down as she told me. Can you imagine writting out a personal check from one person to another? They must use those oversized things you see on TV when someone wins $5 million from Ed McMahan. I can see it now. Everybody in Iceland carrying around what looks like poster board, and it's actually their checkbooks.

And what's with all the A's? Ingmaaarsonjanglinhoosen Maaartinbolinjaaacken. Okay, okay, we get it. You want the "ahh" sound. One 'a' should be sufficient. You don't need 13 consecutively, though.

And so, that's it. My blog for today. This is Jyaaalfourtislaaaken, signing off.

Bay-dirt !!!!

If I've told you once, I've told you 10,000 times: DON'T MESS WITH THE RED SOX IN OCTOBER!

Try and remember that.

And in sports...Bob?

What's going on with the Cubs, Bob? It seems they lost to the Dodgers.

Yeeesssss, Bif, that's true. But the Cub fans seem to be taking this loss in stride.

That's nice, Bob. I'm glad they're not taking another loss too seriously.