Thursday, July 02, 2009

Jackson Drug Aliases

Michael Jackson used a slew of aliases to score prescription meds, and we know the two names that could unlock the key to gross abuse by Jackson and some prominent doctors.We've learned Jackson frequently used the names Omar Arnold and Jack London to get powerful drugs, including Demerol. Jackson also used the name of one of his bodyguards, as well as the name of the office manager for one of his doctors.

Now...for the first time...JL4 news has discovered the list of drug aliases you DO NOT know about, and they are as follows...and remember, you heard it here first!




  • Puff the Magic Blunt
  • Arthur Hash
  • Heroes and Heroin
  • Daffy Demerol
  • Ken and Barbiturate
  • Xanex-Men IV, The return of the Greenies
  • Mighty Morphine Power Rangers
  • Oxycontin...gets the tough pains out!
  • Lude Skywalker
  • Humphry Bogart the joint
  • Bjorn Bong
  • Prince Valium
  • Hippity Hopped Up, Easter's on its way
  • Mickey Main-Liner
  • The Hunt For Red OX-tober
  • Arthur and Nexus of the Round Table
  • Hugh Huffer

and finally...

  • Peter Percopan from NeverLand

This includes the latest update from JL4 News. Okay! Everybody sing it with me...

L-S-D...

it's easy as 1-2-3...

1 comment:

leelee said...

call tHE copyright office...

HA-STERICAL! makes my sides hurt..