"What's new?"

This morning a co-worker sent an e-mail to "Everyone" in our company asking "What's new?".

After several business-related responses, I sent this:

Ummmmm...the Democrats are whining. Wait - that's not new. The Republican's aren't listening. Wait - that's not new either. In a recent survey, 46% of all American's think 9-11 was a conspiracy perpetrated by the President and his administration. Let's see here...the guy who says words like Nu-cu-lar master-minded the largest, most complex conspiracy in the history of mankind? Tens of thousands were involved, and not one person has spoken up about it in 5 years? Former President Clinton couldn't keep his foray with his intern quiet for 5 weeks, but no one involved with the supposed 9-11 conspiracy has as yet chimed in?

I don't thin so Luzzy.

What it tells us is that 46% of all American's are total doof-balls, but then again...

That's not new information either.