Monday, January 08, 2007

You mean - - - - it isn't that way?

The way most want it to be:
The way it is:

A chicken in every pot
The homeless

Racial stability and fellowship
David Duke and Al Sharpton

Great music for our children to hear
MTV

Athletes who are role models
OJ & Mark McGuire

Good entertainment
Survivor, part XXXIV.

Flying cars
Segway’s

Great food for less money
McDonald’s

Honesty and integrity
Politicians

Talent
American Idol

Safe highways
Cell phones

Intelligent conversation
Blogger’s – myself included

Safe city, low-cost fun
Orlando

Unbiased news
CNN, FOX, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS

The world...Sep 1oth, 2001
The world...Sep 11th, 2001

Peace
Iraq, Darfur, Afghanistan, Somalia

Respect and unity
The U.S.A.

2 comments:

Rebelbelle said...

Racial stability and fellowship:
Starts at home

Great music for our children to hear:
Dad plays the piano, mom sings, Mozart on the cd player.

Athletes who are role models:
Dad's who coach softball, baseball, and soccer

Good entertainment:
A night at home with the kids playing checkers, or Trivial Pursuit

Flying cars:
WTF?

Great food for less money:
Mom COOKS!!!

Honesty and integrity:
Teachers, nurses, soldiers

Talent:
Our kids have it-

Safe Highways:
Life isn't safe

Safe city, low-cost fun:
Grandma's house

Parenting:
Being there when your kid scores a goal, makes a basket, or gets a yellow tip on his belt in Karate.

The rest- no arguments here-

JL4 said...

What's left?

:-)