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It seems the BOOBS theory has panned out as correct - once again.

As IKE streaks across the Gulf of Mexico, JOSEPHINE...well...JOSEPHINE is best described by Bruce Springsteen:

Well she jumped up, turned around,
spit in the air, fell on the ground.
Asked him which was the way back home.
He said take a right at the light, keep goin' straight until night,
and then girl, you're on your own.

And now in Zanzibar a shootin' star
was ridin' in a side car
hummin' a lunar tune.
Yes, and the avatar said blow the bar
but first remove the cookie jar
we're gonna teach those boys to laugh too soon.

And some kidnapped handicap was complainin'
that he caught the clap
from some mousetrap
he bought last night.

Well I unsnapped his skull cap
and between his ears
I saw a gap
but figured he'd be all right.

Cuz she was just blinded by the light...


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