Wednesday, April 29, 2009

And While I'm at it

If you are a U.S. Service man or woman, or a former U.S. service man or woman who served in the Middle East since 1990, you hereby have complete authorization to take a 36" long, 32 oz Lousville Slugger wooden baseball bat and beat the livin' shit out of any doctor, lawyer, or government official who tells you Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome and Gulf War Syndrome are not real. Legally.

And speaking of that, any American who doesn't kneel down and kiss the ring of any military man or woman, any honest police officer, or any firefighter or nurse, you are hereby on notice that they may also take the same baseball bat and beat the fuck out of you without any chance of legal issues or problems.

'Nuff said.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hey. thanks for this post. i'm going through the va now and it's insane how much they're fighting me on stuff. they're worried enough about PTSD to say i have it and don't want bad press from it, but they don't want to pony up cash to treat it or consider me disabled. they also don't want to pay to fix the tooth the broke over there, the bad shoulders that they almost kicked me out of country early for, the ringing in my ears from numerous explosions, lower back pains from 14 years in the army, knee problems, etc... you know the drill...