Tuesday, April 28, 2009

***** flu

Israeli official: Swine flu name offensive
1 day ago
JERUSALEM (AP) — The outbreak of swine flu should be renamed "Mexican" influenza in deference to Muslim and Jewish sensitivities over pork, said an Israeli health official Monday.
Deputy Health Minister Yakov Litzman said the reference to pigs is offensive to both religions and "we should call this Mexican flu and not swine flu," he told a news conference at a hospital in central Israel.
Both Judaism and Islam consider pigs unclean and forbid the eating of pork products.

I'm on board with this one for sure. These kind, wholesome people should not be thouroughly insulted by naming a flu after a dirty disgusting beast. To think that we would even think of offending our car-bombing, airline-hijacking, child-murdering, terrorist-fuck Arab friends is disgusting to me. By all means, show a little kindness to the Al Quaeda harboring IED building punks, they're people too.

From now on, let's just call it "Porky's Pandemic", and leave the poor desert people alone to fuck their camels and take their yearly baths.

2 comments:

JL4 said...

I'm with ya Karen. Good to see you again.

Mayden' s Voyage said...

How about "The Other White meat-flu"???

Bimbo Hilton said she wasn't worried about the "Other white meat flu" because...
she doesn't eat pork!

I won't cry when she expires- nope...I promise. I won't.