Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Cloverfield vs Godzilla

Godzilla = Tokyo
Cloverfield = NYC Advantage: Push

Godzilla = Not afraid to show his face
Cloverfield = Mysterious and missing from view Advantage:Godzilla

Godzilla = Sequel after sequel
Cloverfield = One and done? Advantage: Godzilla

Godzilla = Broken Japaninglish, where the lips don't match the dialog
Cloverfiled = Broken NYC English, where the words don't match the spelling (Kawfee = Coffee)
Advantage: Push

Godzilla = Fire breathing mouth
Cloverfield = Fire producing swats Advantage: Push

Godzilla = Fought King Kong in one sequel
Cloverfield = Fought Jason Giambi after he banged the needle into his arse with the bull testosterone. Advantage: Cloverfield

Godzilla = Filmed in Technicolor
Cloverfield = Filmed with a Sony hand-held bought at Circuit City with an Xmas gift card.
Advantage: Godzilla

Godzilla - Fought the Japanese military and lost
Cloverfield - Fought the U.S. Army and won Advantage? Cloverfield

Godzilla - Died in every version and sequel
Cloverfield - Dead ????? Advantage: Hollywood & Cloverfield

Totals:

Godzilla = 3 Wins 3 Losses 4 Ties(push)

Cloverfield = 3 Wins 3 Losses 4 Ties(push)

Hollywood = 1 Win

Let the debate begin.

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