Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Remain Calm at all times


Recently named College Football Coach of the year, Kansas' Mark Mangino was hospitalized yesterday for tests that as of this writing have not been disclosed. Mangino led Kansas to a 12-1 season, culminating in an Orange Bowl victory in Miami on New Years night.
Speculation exists that the rather rotund coach may have eaten pages 2 thru 4 of the Denny's menu on Saturday. Other sources say the missing men's lacrosse team may also tie in with Mangino's recent episodes.
What? What???

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