SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Barry Bonds asked a federal judge to dismiss perjury charges against him Wednesday, arguing the indictment is "scattershot" and noted for its "striking inartfulness."
Scattershot and striking inartfullness? Why not say the conclusions were based upon implausible totalitaryness? Or perhaps, deniable factivity?
While you're at it Barroid, why don't you ask the judge to strike down Roe v Wade....or perhaps set Charlie Manson free? You could make the motion as a combined Helter Skelter abortamectomy based upon ridiculosiosis of the percentages of qualified depositionizing.
The coming weeks will tell the story...no matter the long-range contributory societological defects.
Runners...start your thesouri.
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