Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Why they do it

Why suicide bombers do what they do:

No Football, no Baseball, no Christmas, no holidays at all, no birthday parties, no right to vote, no freedom of speech, no Big Mac's, no pork, no Baked Lay's, no game boy's, no ball caps, no toys, no shaving for him, no shaving for her, no faces shown, wives are chosen for you, husbands are chosen for a woman's indentured servitude, rags for clothes, towels for hats, no poetry, no literature, no tv, no music, no family picnics, no high school reunions, no high schools, no job satisfaction, no jobs, endless poverty, no house, no home, no dog, no cat, no computers, no cell phones, no writing (except for Koran verses), no reading (except for Koran verses), no affection, no love allowed (except for Allah), no religious choice, no choice of anything.

And they're told when they die, a happy life will begin for them.

Any questions? I didn't think so.

4 comments:

Rebelbelle said...

Sign me up!!!

Sean said...

i feel really guilty for tacking this onto such a serious post, but i'm tagging you for a list of things about jl4. seems we only talk about the serious stuff, thought it'd be interesting to know about you. details on my blog.

and how many virgins?

Sean said...

i can't tell you how many kids i saw in afghanistan and iraq who only had a stick to play with and were damned happy to have that stick.

JL4 said...

72 Virgins is what I'm told...but who knows? Perhaps it's only 53...or 46...