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Upbound? More like hell-bound if you decide to use that ax on anything other than timber. I gotta figure "Butch''

is the one in the fabulously flowered shirt with the 17 inch long collar - however I could be wrong and Butch could be the chick **Wink** **Wink**

All your friends are dead, huh Freddie? Is that because they are in little pieces in the back of your 1968 Lincoln Continental, victims of Butch's gospel

ax?

Listen...you got one phone call. Make it count!

Oh my God in heaven! This is what Kid Rock was supposed to look like before his sex change operation. This guy makes rednecks blush with embarrassment. Check out his "Smash Hits":

I seen her first...

Ain't above lyin'... and his platinum seller...

I got sumpin dat itches

WTF?? The missing piece is about 12 inches too far right and 3 inches too far down. The name Biffy Clyro alone is a puzzle, I'll bet you no one on God's Green Earth understands the meaning behind his music. And why are those two men taking away his desk? His clothes are probably in the bottom right drawer.

Ahhhh....Abba with the backwards "B". You gotta love a Swedish group singing in English on an album titled in Spanish all the while dressed like the crew of "Lost in Space" in the Telexstar 4 Nebula.

Judy Robinson? Is that you?

The Amason twins, otherwise known by their first names, Hansel and Dorkel. If the Lord is coming again, can we get him to wear something other than my Aunt Edna's tablecloth this time? And is it just me, or do you also see their hair as being combed in-sync for this photograph?

Joyce my old friend! Joyce is making his....ummmm...her... 2nd appearance on my blog, this time for her...ummm....his... highly acclaimed album "under the knife of my Swedish sex-change surgeon". Joyce has this really cool trick she does at parties during drinking games...she shoves her pinky finger through the soft spot in her skull that came about because of that accident in '67 with the pipe fitters truck. She can roll one eye left while making a gushy squeaking sound out of the other....I guess you have to be there to appreciate the hilarity of it.

Wow! Benjamin Netanyahoo, Golda Meier, and Jamie Farr in their younger days before they decided to bomb Gaza on a regular basis. In this photo, they are spoofing Yassir Arafat calling for a cease-fire with Mosha Diane.

Hit singles include:

I gotta samaltz for ya baby...

Bomb ya? I'm gonna fuckin annihilate ya...

and everyones favorite:

My cousin Lou married a Syrian once...once!

Holy Fuckin Shit!!!!

Count my blessings???

There are so many ways looking at this cover makes me do just that. Let's start with the Jack Nicholson impressionist on the left. "You can't handle the fuckin truth, asshole". That truth being that although this was intended to be a spiritual awakening, it looks more like Bat Masterson's wake after O.K. Corral. The dude on the right with no blood circulating in his face? Your guess is as good as mine. The baby grew up to be a child singer/porn star who bailed out of heroin rehab at age 11 and is now trying to get together a reality T.V. show together called "Think your life was fucked?" So far, only Showtime has issued a feeler on the project.