Searching in vain

Casey Anthony is out of jail.

Media slut and money concubine Leonard Padilla has freed her under the insane premise he can get her to talk. It's been 5 days, and nothing - absolutely nothing - has changed.

Some seriously creepy dude named Larry Garrison (see John Mark Carr) is the appointed family spokesperson. This makes sense, since the grandparents (especially Cindy the grandmother) have made one outrageous accusation, theory, or out-and-out lie, after another, and the time had come for the family to shut their white-trash mouths.

Casey Anthony's lawyer, Jose Baez of Orlando, was quoted on "On the record", hosted by Greta Van Susteren, as saying his main responsibility going forward is to prepare for his clients defense, prep her for not communicating with anyone in the home, and other things of note. To her credit, Van Susteren confronted him with his answer, noting that he said nothing of finding the child. He quickly backtracked and said that's what he meant by "other things of note." Uh-huh. Sure. Even if it was a mere oversight on his part, why was it the 3rd thing mentioned, when everyone on the side of mother Casey says the whole idea of bailing her out was to find the child, first and foremost?

Currently, the family is operating under the premise that 3 year old Caylee was "kidnapped", even though there has been no ransom note, no evidentiary information that would even remotely indicate an abduction, and no one - not one single person - has come forth to claim the $225,000 reward for information leading to the discovery of the doe-eyed little girl.

There have been cadaver dogs from 2 different counties "alerting" to the same places in the backyard of the Anthony's home as well as the mother Casey's automobile. There is mobile phone evidence the mother was in a remote swamp near the Orlando International Airport on or about the days investigators have identified as "periods of extreme interest." The grandmother herself stated Casey's car smelled like "a dead damn body" in a 9-1-1 call, but later recanted that by insisting the smell was a Domino's Pizza Meatza's pizza, discounting her 9-1-1 call about the smell of death by saying she "was obviously mistaken due to her stress at the time." Grandma Cindy also said in sworn testimony in court that she last saw her granddaughter June 9th 2008, even though it has subsequently been determined that grandma was the person who filmed her granddaughter on June 15th during a great grandfather visit. Again in this case, grandma developed a case of amnesia and couldn't remember the filming or even if she and her granddaughter had visited great grandpa on the 15th. There are more lies and inconsistencies coming out of the mouths of the Anthony family, it's nearly as impossible to keep up with the nontruths as it is to keep up with the actual truth, which is that a precious 3 year old is and has been missing for over 2 months, and the mother has not provided one single bit of information of which authorities can use to locate the little girl. Even the most simplistic information - how Casey chose the attorney she did - is shrouded in mystery and more lies. She told family members she chose him from talking to prisoners in the initial day of jail while she was in the general population. Problem is, she was never in the general population. In other words, even information not specific to the case in any manner, is lied about. The biological father of the missing girl is also a web of lies and deceit. Grandma Cindy says he lives out of state; Casey says he was a young man named Jesus Ortiz who died in a car accident on his way to Caylee's birthday party. The dates of Mr. Ortiz' death do not coincide with Caylee's birthdate; statements from friends say "no way" to Jesus being the father; and a close inspection of the girl's features show no Hispanic lineage at all. Who is the father? No one will tell the truth here, either, and no name exists on the Birth Cert.

Lies, lies, lies, and more lies.

Anything and everything that has come out of the mouths of anyone named Anthony in the past 5 weeks has proven to be empirically untrue. Amazing...simply amazing. And yet the family, the attorney, and the creepazoid spokesperson insist this "kidnapping" has occurred, despite incredibly overwhelming circumstances to the contrary.

Far be it for me to be presumptuous and say that Casey murdered her offspring, so here are some suggestions to start the as yet unstarted ball rolling towards finding the child.

Let's say Caylee and her "kidnappers" are...?

1) On a flight to Augusta Maine?
2) At Disney?
3) With her as yet unidentified biological father?
4) At the North Pole visiting Santa Claus?
5) In Yellowstone park?
6) On the blue line subway in Boston?
7) At a Braves game in Atlanta?
8) In a swamp near the airport?
9) At Zenaida Fernandez-Gonzales' house?
10) At the San Diego zoo?
11) Climbing a redwood in Northern California?
12) At one of the 12 still-open Starbucks in Seattle?
13) With Joran Van Der Sloot in Aruba?
14) In a swamp near the airport?
15.) Touring with the Rolling Stones?
16.) In Green Bay Wisconsin trying out for quarterback?
17) In Bejing as part of the closing ceremonies?
18) In a swamp near the airport?
19) With Osama Bin Laden?
20) White water rafting the Colorado River?
21) Flying in an Air Force "Hurricane Hunter" plane?
22) In a swamp near the airport?
23) Prepping in Hollywood for her made-for-TV-movie?
24) In Denver, as keynote speaker of the DNC?
25) In a swamp near the airport?

As you can clearly see, this child could be in any of 10,000,000 places. The authorities and the general public would like nothing more than to find the kid. But it has to start with the mother opening up and stating some things that are called facts. It also will entail the grandparents demanding answers from their daughter, instead of appearing on CNN or FOX to spit out their hogwash about the authorities not chasing down the family's unsubstantiated leads and fantasy world theories.

Facts. We know what those are. Evidently on a small street in East Orlando Florida, there are a half dozen or so people who don't, and we all suffer because of that.