New Warnings, Watches For Fay
Tropical Storm FAY is expected to hit Florida early Tuesday, which could bring on school cancellations for Monday thru Wednesday, which is the opening week of studies. JL4 news' investigative journalists have uncovered the fact that ten's of students will be upset at missing the first 3 days of the school year.
"No shit, really?", said 2nd grader Ashli Tompson of Bithlo, Florida. "That's fucking awesome", said 4th grader Nick Miller of Orlando.
Governor Charlie Crist, who's brother, Jesus Crist, works for the National Weather Service, declared Florida to be in an official state of emergency early this morning. In a statement from the statehouse steps in Tallahassee (a seminole indian word meaning: three t-shirts, 10 dollah) Governor Crist calmly gave his warning to west coast residents by saying, in part:
"Get the hell outta there before you all get killed! This is the real deal, a complete no shit sherlock situation! Pack up the kids and the dogs, and get going now!"
He then asked everyone to remain calm and keep their radio's tuned for more information.
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"Governor Charlie Crist, who's brother, Jesus Crist, works for the National Weather Service,"
I can't even take it..
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