Sunday, August 17, 2008

TS Fay

The latest cones of probability for soon-to-be hurricane FAY have been released by the National Weather Service. Jim Cantore of the weather channel predicts the storm will be "stronger than 1 hour after you serve a husband chilli dogs", which has caused panic and mayhem in the streets of Yahoobajoo, Florida. Yahoobajoo, the southernmost city of Redneck Junction County, is under an emergency evacuation notice, but none of the residents fled until the word "evacuation" was subsequently re-worded to state, "Gitchee goin".


CONE OF PROBABILITY #1 (EXACT SCIENCE)






CONE OF PROBABILITY #2
(A MARGINAL GUESS)

2 comments:

leelee said...

JL4...only you could make a hurricane funny!

Better than panicking!! That CONE is hysterical!

JL4 said...

Hold on there.

Are you saying hurricanes ARE NOT naturally funny?

Watching trailers take flight ABSOLUTELY is funny. Airborne Budweiser cans, packages of chew, and shredded confederate flags is hysterical.

It is, however, a real loss when the 900 inch plasma tv with the surround sound goes down as well. The trailer may only cost $98.75 per month for rent, but that $10,000.00 TV took a lot of work-weeks to pay for.