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According to the news, Katie Couric will make her debut tonight on the CBS evening news. Questions abound, such as:

A) Who is Katie Couric?

B) They still have a CBS evening news?

C) Besides 80 year old ladies, does anyone else know this?

D) Her former partner, Matt Lauer said she will do well. That's just terrific, and thank you. Now...who the hell is Matt Lauer?

These and other riveting questions will be answered tonight...at....at....at...at whatever time they show the CBS News. I have no idea when it is.