Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Astronauts gone wild



I awoke this morning to Internet, television, and radio shock. The word "Astronaut" has always - ALWAYS - brought the following adjectives to mind:
Honor, bravery, courage, guts, intelligence, and any of a thousand other superlatives.
Not this morning though. In one single story about a 43 year old mission specialist, the following words and phrases were extracted in the order which they appeared in the story. Certainly, a story such as this is the first of its kind in the history of manned space, for any nation who has participated in these endeavors:

Attacked, trench coat, wig, latex gloves, knife, BB pistol, adult diapers, kidnapping, battery, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence, GPS ankle bracelet, victim, restraining order, intent to batter, pepper spray.
What in the world is going on here?




2 comments:

Rebelbelle said...

Sometimes love goes strange...
Either that, or her brain's been out in orbit a tad too long.

Sean said...

always good to know that mental batteries seperate the weirdos from the non weirdos right?