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Salt Lake City UT.

The lawsuit continues today in the American Atheists Inc. vs. the State of Utah. It seems the state troopers erected 13 crosses in memorial tribute to fellow officers who died in the line of duty. The crosses were placed in December of 2005, and these memorials are seen as offensive to some.

The plaintiffs, Stephen Clark, Michael Rivers, and Richard Andrews are members of the American Atheists Inc. which claims a membership of 30 million. The organization is based in Texas.

Rivers, claimed in court "The himellybop wana wana, shoo shoo blah dee dah, violates my deeepegog mooma dooma"

The UHP said they simply wanted to honor the memory and bravery of their fallen comrades, to which Stephen Clark replied, "This is an outrage!! My sebbestia absodufia imbabda bada, chompo chompo resoundo umleeback teeka teeka has been systematically codwhipped by slimatosis and whipperslop banglesheeding."

Supporters of the memorials said the families of the deceased would be devastated and the legacies of the fallen policemen tarnished if the lawsuit is upheld.

Richard Andrews, last of the plaintiffs remarked, "Halla halla halla. Yipsee dowwa googledeeshama! Ina godda da vida, pluffenbucko wa wa wa wa wa."

The American Atheists Inc., issued a public denunciation of the crosses, in part saying "The separation of church and state, combined with a hooliman aja geechum guma guma guma is protected under the provisions of la la la figero humma humma beestow incestibiggot platimama shumshum halibashima."

A group of recalcitrant folks in Texas are offended. Awwww...boo-friggin-hoo. Maybe they should....ooooooh, I don't know....get a life?

In any case, I researched the Constitution that this particular group clings so strongly to. Try as I might, I could not find anything in the document that covers people being offended, short-changed by others, or even totally pissed off for that matter. Our ignorant forefather's stupidly created some sort of live-and-let-live society, and this of course is not fair to the fine folks of AAI. They feel they have exclusive rights to being offended, and even if they have to conversely offend the other 270 million people living here who think it's ok to have a memorial of any kind, they'll do it to protect their rights. Of course we all know the AAI is in the middle of an increasingly long line of people and groups that are currently offended, so we're asking their patience while we resolve this matter.

Democracy is in its finest finest hour. Enjoy!