Just when you think God never answers prayers, that is when you know he (she?) does. I opened up the newspaper today and saw an add in the paper for this:
It's called the Jitterbug, and it's been manufactured by Samsung, God love 'em.
Here is what it does not do:
It doesn't....
Park your car, take photos, compute weights and balances, employ a digital GPS tracking sensor to find your stupid dog, buy your groceries for you, delineate the plausible imbalance between the cross-verticality of a non-linear existential position or theory, have a retractable keyboard, call QVC on demand, show "ssssup dawwwg?" MTV video's, place bets with Vegas, control the draft for your fantasy baseball league, invert the global warming trend, allow you to vote for some crappy singer, cancel a subscription, or mend your socks.
But what DOES it do, you ask?
It makes and recieves phone calls. How stupid is that?
Ref one of the first JL4 posts ever: March 2006 "My Kingdom for a piece of paper" (5th story down) http://jl4.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_archive.html
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3 comments:
wait...it only does ONE thing?
You are saying that by using this fantastic device, I only have to concentrate on one task?
amazing...jitterbug huh?
I'm going to check it out...yes, "Jitterbug"
No games, no photos, no video's, no internet connection.
Just a phone
wow....what a concept
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