My language

Some would say I am vulgar, others uncouthe. Me? I just say I'm fucking free to say whatever-the-fuck I want to.

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word fuck. It is the one and only word which can describe pain, pleasure, hate, love, confusion, happiness, sadness, and dismay.

Fuck falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Bill fucked Sherrie) and intransitive (Sherrie was fucked by Bill). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck about his weight) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn’t give a fuck how fat she gets), an adverb (Sandra is fucking interested in Tom), and a noun (Rhett is a dumb fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Elaine is fucking beautiful), and as a hyphenated addition to a word (Un-fucking-believable).

It should be obvious now that there are not many words in the English language with the versitility and obvious power of the word fuck.

Besides the sexual connotations, this lovely word can be used to describe many types of situations we find ourselves in on a daliy basis:

Insurance claims: I got fucked by my agent.

Happiness: I got fucked by my girlfriend.

Sadness: I got fucked by my girlfriend.

Dismay: Whaaaat the fuck?.

Frustration: Fuck.

Amazement: Well, fuuuuuck.

Trouble: I guess I’m fucked now.

Aggression: Fuck you.

Passive: Fuck me.

Anger: Fuck it.

Confusion: What the fuck is going on?

Difficulty: I can’t understand this fucking tax form.

Curiosity: What the fuck are you doing?

Despair: I'm fucked again.

Uncaring: Who gives a fuck?

Religious: Holy fuckin' shit!

Incompetence: He’s all fucked up.

Laziness: He’s just fucking around.

Rebellion: Fuck off.

Fear: Oh fuck.

Displeasure: What the fuck is happening to me?

It can be used in descriptive anatomy: He’s a fucking asshole.

It can be used to suggest ideas: Go fuck yourself.

It can be used to tell time: It’s Five-fucking-thirty and I'm stuck in traffic again.

It can be used in business: How did I end up with this fucking job?

It can have maternal connections: Motherfucker.

It can be nautical: Fuck the Navy.

It can be political: Fuck the governor.

It can be medical: He's fucking retarded.

It can enhance the meaning of a word: Abso-fucking-lutely.

The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word fuck. How could anyone be offended by the word fuck? That's why it's a staple of my dailly speach and a new feature on my blog.

You don't like it, you say? Fuck you.