Music producer Phil Spector's capital murder trial was delayed today (March 22nd, 2006) because:
A) The court didn't have a "Ronco Super-charged Weed Whacker" on site.
B) Homeland Security needed to sweep the top of his head for listening devices.
C) Spector's actual height and weight were different than on his drivers license.
D) Feel free to opine with your own pithy comment.
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5 comments:
The courtroom was dark as all the available power had been channeled into Mr Spectre.. oops I mean Spector's head..
Its so sad to see that Phil has been reduced to working as a Jeff Lynne impersonator.
I love your titles..they always crack me up!
I do see a Trend of sorts starting in Hollywood
They are everywhere.
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