Nebraska State Senator Sues God
By NATE JENKINS (AP) – 16 hours ago
LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere.
State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.
Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."
The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes."
He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.
So far, I have not heard whether God will file a counter suit. I got five bucks says he'll just strike the stupid sunavabitch down where he stands.
I've said it before, and I'll keep on saying it. WHO NEEDS TERRORISTS WHEN WE HAVE IDIOTS LIKE THIS RUNNING THE SHOW?
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3 comments:
What an interesting photo...see the fan behind him...it's almost angelic.
As far as the story goes...RIDICULOUS!! Who has time for that silliness?
Apparently he does....One more thing about the photo:
He's obviously in a public forum as noted by the various microphones....AND....he's a State Senator. Is that a t-shirt he's wearing?
Hellllooooooo!?! State Senator = Suit and Tie, or did your mom forget to teach you that.?
For real..no wonder God doesn't take him seriously....we don't either..
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