Las Vegas 14 September, 2007
OJ Simpson, Heisman Trophy winner, NFL Hall of Fame Member, and recent author of the book, "My thong underwear: If I had put them on, this is how I would have done it", has been named a suspect in a break-in at a Las Vegas casino. The Palace Station casino was broken into last night, and high value sports memorabilia was stolen. Simpson told the LV police that he "believed the memorabilia belonged to him", whatever the hell that means.
Simpson was spotted inside the casino hotel last evening, though he did not have a reservation. Allegedly, Simpson and five men broke into a room at the hotel brandishing guns. There was a man in the room who positively identified Simpson, but as we all know, if da descript dohne fit, you gotta acquit". Or spit, shit, hit, flit, knit, or something like that. I'm no poet like Johnny Cochran is...oooops, my bad. Was.
In any event, Simpson has pledged his support for the Las Vegas police by stating that "He will dedicate his life to finding the real thieves." To demonstrate his cooperative stance, this morning Simpson named Fay Resnick as his primary suspect in the armed robbery.
Story submitted by JL4 who has absolutely nothing to do with the AP or UPI wire services.
Patsy? I know you did it, and I don't care that you're dead. I know you did it, you miserable...
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2 comments:
oh brother..playing Ocean's Eleven was he?
I don't even know what to say..perhaps they can finally convist this killer for something..
Perhaps
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