All is not well

NY Times 6 hours ago.

Alex Rodriguez told Times beat reporter Bob Elliott this morning he eats fried bull testicles every night before home games, and washes it all down with Mountain Dew laced with Tabasco sauce.The Yankee third baseman has been prominently mentioned in Jose Conseco's newest tell-all book, "Vindicated", as a habitual steroid user. There are also stories in the book about other Yankee players that like to wear dresses and do flapper dances before Red Sox games, in an attempt to revive the lost spirit of Babe Ruth. There are unconfirmed reports of seagul sacrifices and the ritual of kissing a photo of George Steinbrenner at the locker room doorway leading out to the playing field, as well.

No comment as yet from the Yankees or their spokespersons.

What's the date? C'mon. What's the date?