Random stuff

1) In a recent survey of managers by the website Careerbuilder.com, 49% of all job applicants denied, are so because they show little or no interest in the job.

How can you drive there and then not care?

The other 51% are denied because they dress inappropriately.

Ok...ya gotta lose the Metalica T-shirt and the parachute pants, dude. And ladies? Cleavage is awesome, but not at an interview. And panties ARE NOT optional!

2) During a Fenway Park tour (I've been on it - it's fantastic) a young girl was attacked by a Hawk who had built a nest near the press box. She's ok, but blood was drawn by the hawk's talons. There were lots of girls sitting there, but the raptor chose this particular girl. Her name? Alexa Rodriguez.

You have to know and understand the Red Sox vs Yankees feud to understand and appreciate the irony of this. All those girls on the tour, and our hawk friend attacked that girl. Too damn funny.

3) The female rapper Remy Ma [Nope...I've never heard of her either] is planning on marrying her rapper boyfriend [Mr P-Diddy, Ice-Diddy, or Mr. P-nis. Whatever, I don't know]. In any event, she's facing up to 25 years in prison for shooting her best female friend over an alleged $3000, and she said jail would not stop the wedding from taking place. Weird enough for ya? Not so fast. She said in a prepared statement today, "I'm hopefull that the sentencing judge will take into account my fan base, and understand they don't want me to go to prison for very long." What is that supposed to mean?

4) Speaking of judges... A sitting judge in New Hampshire was drinking one night. Then he drove. Then he hit another car. When the police arrived, they noted the 62 year old male judge - was wearing a dress. He was charged with DUI, causing an accident, and ... and ... and ...

Duuuuuuuude. You didn't, did ya?