Now in session: Stoopidity, 101.

Ok, so you're an illegal immigrant. I get it.

Ok, so you need a drivers license to complete the gig. I get it.

So you paid this white dude $350.00 to make it happen. I get it.

He told you to "bring a good photo of yourself" to him. I get it.

But this is all you had? I doangettit.

If yer gonna come in here illegally, you're better off going someplace where the residents that are going to help you are smarter than say....oh, I don't know...a newell post or a recently discarded banana peel?