"Ummm....I'd like to thank the Academy, my mom and dad, the screenwriters guild....ummmm....my PR right hand man, Bob Schwartz. Ummmmm...I'd like to thank all the people who have worked so hard to make this happen...my lovely wife, my children, my parrish priest, Father Damian. I'd also like to give a special big shout-out to the 'Zippy Lube modeling agency and escort service', who's motto is 'We don't need 29 levels of compatability. We know what you want before you do'."
"Gawd, I do love that".
OR....
(Look at the photo)
"Sooo, the Feds walk in and suddenly my d*** can't be more than thiiiiiis big, ya know?"
OR...
"So I'm talking to Steinbrenner, right? He says, 'Of course you can be the desinated hitter at Spring Training.' Then that ass**** Billy Crystal calls, and I'm out. I mean....I was thiiiiis close, man."
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3 comments:
What a refreshing take on the whole scandal...
lol
a final note in regard to the photo
"I respect my wife and family THIS much, never mind how I feel about the people of NY state, probably less"
Ha ha. Good ending to the saga
;-)
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