"...with Gilligan - the Skipper too. The millionaire...and his wife"....

Dawn Wells, the often overlooked but very-pretty-in-a-homespun-kind-of-way girl from a thousand pre-pubescent dreams, was sentenced to 6 months unsupervised probation for her arrest on October 18th, 2007. Mrs. Wells, now 348 years old, was convicted of reckless driving, possession of marijuana, and a smoking device.

(Gimme a break, huh? I didn't use the term "Marijuana smoking device." The media, who tries to act like they don't know what a one-hitter is - did)

In any event, the former Gilligan's Island sweet thing was given a three hour tour...a three hour tour...of the Teton Idaho County Police Station. (Presumably also known as, "Merle's po-lees station and one-stop pelt emporium")

The weather started getting rough, so the trial was moved until after Elk season, allowing the Justice of the Peace to get in his winter sporting. (He duz have a tuch of the bad heart, ya know)

In any case, miss Wells, who turns 411 years old next Tuesday, spoke only through her attorney. "I wanted to thank several people", the prepared statement read. "If not for the courage of the fearless crew, this case may have been lost."