Monday, May 05, 2008

Global Warming

Surge in fatal shark attacks blamed on global warming.

It's true...scientists said it was. Who is going to argue with scientists? What? Other scientists? Oh....I forgot about the scientists that aren't totally whacked out.

Here is the current up to date listing of everything that is caused by global warming - in link format - so you can see where the "researchers" found their inconvenient data.

Enjoy....I didn't make this stuff up...especially the ones where they say "More bad hair days", and "Truffle Shortages". The "scientists" did.

See for yourself...http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

3 comments:

leelee said...

Now hold up..

I clicked on Loch Ness Monster Dead and the article had NOTHING to do with global warming...and Jets Falling From The Skies? The article is in German..so how do I know if it's for real.

But the rest..I'm sure are true..after all...scientists said so..

Those are fun...I gotta wonder how you happened on this..lol

JL4 said...

I cannot confirm or deny the validity of any of this...but when people start talking about the LOCK NESS MONSTER, ACNE, ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION, etc as being caused by global warming...

All you can do is laugh. Sure was a damn long list wasn't it?

The left off the most obvious thing global warming is causing:

The Cubs can't win the world series. Oh wait...that's actually an armageddon item, isn't it?

leelee said...

Acne, ED too huh? lol I must have missed that...Yes that list was amazingly long...

Cubs winning a WS? never gonna happen..or wait...COULD hell freeze over??

ha!